I’m a 30-something self certified bit of a nerd with a taste for the naughty things in life. I’m sarcastic,  a bit goofy and think life is way too short to take it too seriously.

I’m in a very happy relationship with Mr Nerd and we are having a lot of fun experimenting with lots of fabulous new toys and sexy outfits.

I have many other passions in my life including my  family & friends, my furry little side kick, reading & sport. Some of these may occasionally appear in my posts.


The majority of my site will be used for reviewing products and sharing my views with you all. A lot of the products have been bought from my own hard earned cash but some have been provided free of charge in return for a review. The latter will in no way influence my review. We are all unique individuals and my reviews will reflect my personal opinion based on my true experiences.


I’ve you haven’t already guessed Naughty Nerd isn’t my real name. I have chosen to remain anonymous so I would ask that you respect that.

I would apprciated that any companies don’t show my real name public content relating to me or my site. Equally “Notes of a Naughty Nerd”, or any variation thereof should not be displayed on any parcels or packaging.


Any products received for review that turn out to be faulty will not have content published. They will be returned to the company at their own cost.